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naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

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superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

superhighschoolleveldoujinauthor:

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

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how do you give a bj
Anonymous asked

gnarly:

get a bible and start reading it out loud i promise u will blow him away with the word of the lord

Posted 19 minutes ago

nyabunnys:

yukisaada:

for halloween im dressing up as a superwholock

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Posted 20 minutes ago

alternativepartyidea099:

brooksbrothersrepublican:

Father and Son.

41 and 43.

how is he his dad but two years younger

41st and 43rd president

Posted 21 minutes ago

leaguepassion:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH X°°°D Gaby is the best XD

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